Monday, June 12, 2006

French People

I've been watching the French Open tennis from Roland Garros in the past week. The crowd is probably the worst in terms of how rude, annoying and obnoxious they are when calling out in between and during points.

So why are the French so rude? Perhaps it is due to a chip on their shoulder developed through many decades of military subjugation. After all, they keep getting conquered and have never actually won a proper war. This makes them the butt of many jokes.....

Q. Why are France needed in the fight against Osama Bin Laden and Al-Qaeda?
A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

Q. How many people does it take to defend Paris?
A. Nobody knows. It's never been tried.

Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The army.

Q. Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A. Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Q. Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees?
A. So the Germans could march in the shade.

Q: Why are the French afraid of soap?

A1. Because if they drop it, they're worried the Germans will f*** them again.

A2. They have never seen it before.

Anyone see the French Military Rifle on eBay? It's never been shot and only dropped once!

Q. Why are the French so afraid of war?
A. You would be too if you never won one in your history.

Right, I'll get my coat.....

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