Q. Why are France needed in the fight against Osama Bin Laden and Al-Qaeda?
A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
Q. How many people does it take to defend Paris?
A. Nobody knows. It's never been tried.
Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The army.
Q. Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A. Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Q. Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees?
A. So the Germans could march in the shade.
Q: Why are the French afraid of soap?
A1. Because if they drop it, they're worried the Germans will f*** them again.
A2. They have never seen it before.
Anyone see the French Military Rifle on eBay? It's never been shot and only dropped once!
Q. Why are the French so afraid of war?
A. You would be too if you never won one in your history.
Right, I'll get my coat.....