Saturday, June 10, 2006

Porn Movie Titles

The following is a list of creative porn titles actually out there in the world of XXX. The titles are obviously based on popular movies. I've never watched any of them. Honest!

In order of funniness.....

10) "Womb Raider" (An intrepid adventurer dives into many caves)

9) "Dude, Where's My Dildo?" (Surely the storyline in the porn version can't possibly be as bad as the original?)

8) "Tits of Fury" (Bruce Lee will be rolling over in his grave)

7) "White Men Can't Hump" (Like the original movie but with slightly smaller balls)

6) "Gangbangs of New York" (The more the merrier)

5) "Throbbin' Hood" (I wonder if the actors bother using English accents. Unlike Kevin Costner.)

4) When Harry Wet Sally (Women and men really can't be friends)

3) "Shaving Ryan's Privates" (Not just about manscaping)

2) "Big Trouble In Little Vagina" (Kurt Russell wishes!)

1) "May The Foreskin Be With You" (Obviously targeting lonely "Star Wars" geeks/nerds)

Right, I'll get my coat.....