Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Tiger Woods Baby Daughter Pictures

A hundred years ago, if you saw a bunch of white men chasing after an African-American fellow, it would be a typical night out for the Ku Klux Klan. Nowadays, it's called the U.S. Open. Unfortunately for Tiger Woods, he lost by one shot in this prestigious event the other week. You could probably forgive him for not capturing yet another major title as his model wife Elin Nordegren was about to go into labour with their first child.

As a result of their "hard work", Mrs Tiger Woods has given birth to a baby girl named Sam Alexis Woods.

I can't wait until Sam Woods starts swinging golf clubs and begins making a name for herself on the ladies golf tour. She could be like Michelle Wie except she would actually be good at golf. Sam Woods and Michelle Wie are both currently tied for the number of professional golf tournament wins. Both have won ZERO times.

Wouldn't it be great to have Sam Woods' DNA though? Even if by some freak of nature, Sam Woods turned out to be crap at golf, there would always be a modelling career to fall back on courtesy of her mum's genes.

Or Sam Woods could even persevere with sucking on the golf tour but it wouldn't matter because she would still get paid lucrative sponsorship deals just for looking semi-attractive. Oh, just like Michelle Wie.

Right, I'll get my coat.....

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