Babies are not suitable substitutes for footballs or tennis balls either.....
Babies enjoy playing rubbish games that make you look childish and juvenile but try to indulge them with some tomfoolery that is not too serious in nature.
Make sure the baby is well fed. Avoid sharing your KFC meal with them.
Your arm is better than your tongue when it comes to testing the baby's bottle temperature.
Keep the baby comfortable, warm and dry.
Should you reside in Australia, it's probably a good idea to keep the baby away from wild animals such as dingoes. I once saw Meryl Streep in a film saying that "The dingo stole my baby" so I guess that must be true.
Right, I'll get my coat.....