Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Britney Spears Disgraceful Advertising

Britney Spears doesn't appear in the media or consumer market enough. In fact, I won't be happy until I'm dancing around in Britney brand clothing doing Britney style dance moves as I watch Britney's latest music video while drinking Britney branded Diet Cola and wearing Britney's latest fragrance. That way, I can really delve into and explore my feminine side. Actually, her latest venture is to release yet another perfume.


This one's called "Believe" because the advertising campaign is trying to convince the hopefully naive public that the picture featured in the advertisement is really what she looks like in 2007. The audience would have to be dumb teeny boppers with no taste in music to buy this idea. Oh wait. Perhaps this advertising campaign does have some merit after all.

My guess is that the image on the right was taken around the year 2000. You know, before she became a joke and before she lowered the world population's average IQ by having 2 kids with tryhard rapper Kevin Federline. Look at that toned washboard stomach in the picture advertising the perfume. Surely this picture was taken long before she got knocked up by K-Fed.

Maybe I'm being a bit harsh on the formerly wholesome Miss Spears. Despite all my criticisms about the former queen of teen pop and despite her bald cranium, I must admit.....I still definitely would!

Right, I'll get my coat.....

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Actually, the picture on the right isn't even her. They used a body double and a bad photoshop job.

I read an article earlier this week in which the PR rep said that the body double has the same body of young Britney.

Anonymous said...

"the PR rep said that the body double has the same body of young Britney"

Bollocks, Brit's body is a whole lot muscular and bulkier, even before k-fed.

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