tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-238127632011-11-28T01:39:42.022ZThe Random Observations Of An Aussie Living It Up In Kuala Lumpur.Minnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10877543939947994786noreply@blogger.comBlogger621100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23812763.post-47888118941446373482008-07-14T06:47:00.005Z2008-12-11T02:57:53.126Z

I have vented my frustration in the past about the ubiquitous and annoying Rubik's Cube. However people just can't seem to get enough of it and continue to break world records on how fast they can solve this absurd puzzle toy. This nerd activity has got its own special name nowadays and is known as "speedcubing". The latest world record holder is Dutch teenager Erik Akkersdijk, who managed to

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I'm sure the majority of people out there have used Windows Messenger to communicate with their colleagues and mates. I was surprised to find out the other day that there are those who are not aware of the "Nudge" function. Of course, the "Nudge" function is that yellow funny face button on the bottom left hand corner of the Windows Messenger interface.For the uninitiated, it allows you get the

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Samstag/SaturdayJa! It is so easy, Manchester United comes to the Bridge at Stamford as England's champion and is leaving like a small child covered in tears. In the first half, my header is too strong. One - zero. I drifted into the gap like a fußball ghost and BANG!Then Riccy Carvalho makes a small error and Wayne Rooney scores. But the crowd are not abusing Riccy, they know he has made a great

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One of the reasons I watch American Idol is for the neverending barrage of insults hurled by Simon Cowell on NOOB contestants. Despite his assertions, the criticism that Simon levels at contestants is not constructive at all.Simon Cowell is a spiteful excuse for a human being but I guess that's why some people love him so much. He is magnificent to watch when in a fully fledged insulting mood.

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I've done a lot of babysitting in my life. Whether it was taking care of my younger brother or some unfortunate toddler who was left alone with us because their parents had a prior gambling engagement. I guess leaving a baby at someone's home is more responsible than say, unattended in the basement car park of a casino. The management at Australian casinos are not fond of that practice.I've

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Surely David Archuleta is the next American Idol. The women think he's cute and adorable. So do some of the guys at my gym, if you know what I mean? But this little fellow really can sing. David Archuleta also has a number of things going for him that will attract the teeny votes. He is young, likeable, humble, kind of good-looking and he talks with an amusingly funny voice.As Simon Cowell said

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Serbian tennis player Novak Djokovic or "Nole" as he is known to his close friends and relatives, is a modern day sporting legend. Not only is he one of the most talented tennis players in the world, Nole is also the class clown of the ATP. I love the impressions that Novak Djokovic does of fellow tennis players on the men and women's circuit.It takes a lot of research and comic talent in order

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One of the most cringeworthy television moments one possibly has to endure is watching the opening sequence in the Ellen DeGeneres Show when Ellen starts to dance. Ellen can not help herself. She can not NOT dance. Every bloody show after she does her intro, the music comes on and then she prances around the stage and shimmies into the crowd with her embarrassing dance moves. AAarrrgh! This

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They really are ridiculous people. French people try to be so artistic, refined and act so pompous to the rest of the world as if they're better, even though they've never even won a military conflict. The French can be such tryhards especially when it comes to the fashion world.The recent ATP Paris Masters Series tennis event was marked by some bizarre fashion statement at the awards ceremony.

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Have you ever had that feeling? When you're sitting on a plane and then you spot this really obese dude or woman in the distance. They're making their way down the aisle and seemingly in your direction. The reality of the situation sets in. Electrical impulses rush through your spine and head as the overweight monster slowly approaches your row of seats. Small beads of sweat start to break out on

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I love living in Malaysia (Truly Asia) but some things really puzzle me about the locals in Kuala Lumpur. My meagre brain is unable to comprehend quite a number of things about the behaviour of certain Malaysians.During Ramadan, why is it called "fasting" when the people "fasting" are doing everything so slowly? Maybe Ramadan should be a month of "slowing".Why does the Indian dude taking your

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Britney Spears doesn't appear in the media or consumer market enough. In fact, I won't be happy until I'm dancing around in Britney brand clothing doing Britney style dance moves as I watch Britney's latest music video while drinking Britney branded Diet Cola and wearing Britney's latest fragrance. That way, I can really delve into and explore my feminine side. Actually, her latest venture is to

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Swiss world number 1 tennis player Roger Federer played with style this year to capture his 5th consecutive Wimbledon title equalling the record held by former Swedish player Bjorn Borg. Federer also looked stylish in his traditional white pants and blazer.However the excitement of beating Rafael Nadal in 5 sets during the Wimbledon final must have got to him. He put his pants on backwards for

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A hundred years ago, if you saw a bunch of white men chasing after an African-American fellow, it would be a typical night out for the Ku Klux Klan. Nowadays, it's called the U.S. Open. Unfortunately for Tiger Woods, he lost by one shot in this prestigious event the other week. You could probably forgive him for not capturing yet another major title as his model wife Elin Nordegren was about to

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Wimbledon's equal prize money policy is an insult to the men. For the first time in the history of the Wimbledon tennis championships, the gentlemen and ladies winner will each receive the same amount of prize money, a whopping cheque for £700,000. What a joke! The men face tougher competition, play more intense points and battle over the best of 5 sets instead of 3 sets like their unfit female

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Critically acclaimed movie director Ridley Scott is set to make a motion picture based on the board game "Monopoly". How is that even possible? Apparently Hasbro, the distributors of the game, want to hire young actors for the film so that it encourages young people back to playing board games. In other words, they want to make more sales of their antiquated product. In order to do this, they are

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It's not funny when you're playing sport and you get smacked in the "nuts". However, it's quite hilarious when it happens to someone else. For some strange reason, it can bring about much hearty laughter and guffawing. Although, I do feel quite bad for chuckling at French tennis player Marc Gicquel.A couple of days ago, his opponent Benjamin Becker fired a 208 kmph serve at him during the ATP

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This is a Rubik's Cube. To an average person, it is a 3x3 cubical object consisting of smaller coloured cubes designed by a Hungarian bloke to torment the mentally inept. But to a geek, this object is one of the greatest toys ever invented and a source for endless hours of "fun".But really, the Rubik's Cube is such a nerd toy. This one time I caught sight of my reflection in the mirror while

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Not many people can pull off the bikini look. After much exhausting web surfing, I have narrowed it down to my top 5 sexiest bikini outfits in film. Yes, it was really hard work "researching" all of those half-naked pictures.However, these celebrities certainly deserve much kudos for appearing in movies wearing such skimpy outfits and managing to look good in them.At number 5 on the list we have

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Is it just me or does the new logo for the London 2012 Olympics look kind of erotic?To the untrained eye, the logo may seem to be 4 numbers that represent the year 2012 but FFS, let's face it, the logo looks like a chick performing fellatio innit? This logo would be suitable if the Olympics were being held in say, Essex, because of all the slappers they have there and perhaps even Swindon because

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Well, that's the opinion of my QANTAS frequent flyer friend. Let's call him "Gav" so people won't know his real name is Gavin. Anyway, my mate "Gav" is seething. He has lambasted the service of this airline as disgraceful. Maybe my mate "Gav" is just upset because the QANTAS stewardess only gave him a packet of peanuts while actor Ralph Fiennes got the mile high sex in the bathroom treatment on

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Altruism (al-troo-iz-uhm) noun - The principle or practice of unselfish concern for or devotion to the welfare of others. (as opposed to egoism)NERD Altruism - Giving away online codes for cheap pizza.Domino's has felt the compulsion to inform me by electronic mail that the school holidays are upon us in Malaysia (Truly Asia). Their strangely appealing marketing suggestion is that one should

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I was pleasantly surprised recently to learn that the Australian Government has added more countries to their Working Holiday Visa Program. This visa allows people from overseas aged below 30 to live, work and travel in Australia for up to 12 months. They can enter the country as many times as they want in that 1-year period.As of February 1st 2007, tertiary-educated citizens from Chile, Iran and

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I can't believe that "Rocky Balboa" aka "Rocky VI" is about to be released in cinemas. Particularly after that uninspiring piece of crap called "Rocky V". Yes, Sylvester Stallone will be donning the boxing gloves and getting back in the ring again. This time to fight the current world heavyweight champion Mason "The Line" Dixon.The most ridiculous part of the plot is why Mason Dixon, supposedly

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As if she wasn't embarrassed enough already by her crap acting in "The Pink Panther", Beyonce Knowles is returning to the silver screen yet again to reprise her one-dimensional acting skills.In her latest pathetic attempt to become an actress, Beyonce will star alongside Eva Longoria, of "Desperate Housewives" fame in a supposedly sexy Victorian drama entitled "Tipping The Velvet". Beyonce and

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A couple of decades ago I remember turning on the TV to watch the royal wedding of Prince Andrew and his young red-headed bride, Sarah Ferguson. Marrying into royalty meant that "Fergie", as she became affectionately known, was bestowed the regal title of the "Duchess of York". Several years later, after the birth of her 2 daughters, Princess Fergie had weight problems and her plump appearance

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What's your favourite movie starring Sean Bean? Mine is the one where he acts two-faced and tries to screw people over. Oh wait, he does that in almost all his movies.Oooohhhh that Sean Bean makes me so mad! My blood boils every time I see him act sly or cunning in a movie. He looks like such a downright scoundrel too. I think it has to do with those shifty, calculating eyes, his rough looks and

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You can always tell who the juvenile delinquents are during Halloween. They're the ones over the age of 12 who still dress up in costumes in order to go around to people's houses uttering the moronic words "TRICK OR TREAT". "Trick or Treat" is meant to be a greeting by children asking for treats (free candy) on Halloween. In truth, it's actually a thinly disguised threat. If you refuse to give

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It's my mum's birthday today. She's celebrating her 58th err 50th birthday (for the 9th time). Today, she is somewhere back in sunny Australia. Meanwhile, I happen to be passing through a hole of a town that's infested with drugs, prostitutes and snatch thieves. But enough about Johor Bahru. Back to mother.....To mark this occasion, the following is a list of lessons/values mum tried to instill

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The skinny and not very talented Posh Spice is set to launch a range of fashion clothing on a website which is still under construction. Stay tuned for www.dvbstyle.com folks. It should be launched later this year. I know I'm breathless with anticipation as I count down the days. I presume the "dvb" in the website name stands for "Dumb & Very Boring". Victoria Beckham has implied she is

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The award for the "Dumbass Sportman of the Day" goes to French tennis player Gael Monfils. Well, that's the general consensus from what I've read on sports forums. Monfils, 20, apparently his IQ as well as his age, generally likes to pump his fists and play up to the crowd in his matches.Well, the youngster was leading 6-3 2-2 against Dominik Hrbaty in the Masters Series Madrid tournament

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PE.com | Inland Southern California | Inland NewsThere are only 2 weeks to go until Halloween. People in America are desperately trying to get their Halloween costumes in readiness for the trick-or-treating season. As highlighted from the above article, some have even gone to extraordinary lengths to grab their Halloween costumes. Burglars targeted a lingerie and Halloween costumes shop over the

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Well, it 's about time.....Apple should have been offering a greater variety of colours for their iPods in the first place.However, this red theme has come about mainly because of "Bono", the outspoken Irish rock star and lead singer for U2.It's all part of Bono's latest campaign for fighting AIDS in Africa. He appeared on the Oprah Winfrey Show overnight telling viewers to buy "RED-branded"

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The list of offenders include 80's group "The Thompson Twins". First of all, they weren’t even twins. I mean, come on, one of them is black. Then there's the fact that there were 3 members in their band. Anyone who has seen "LL Cool J" on TV knows how much the guy loves himself especially when he starts to flex his muscles. LL Cool J’s real name is actually James Todd Smith III. Well, one day "

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Look at the title of this blog entry.You have just read the title of a classic film..........& the name of the character who “rats” out his criminal partners because he is actually an undercover cop. Ooops! Hope I didn’t spoil the movie for any ignorant dumbasses who have never seen this cinematic masterpiece. HahahaBut come on, you deserved it. The movie’s been out for 14 years. You must be a

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I'm so tough that I let my Indonesian maid iron my shirts.....While I'm still wearing them.I'm so tough that I don't drink "100 PLUS".I drink "101 PLUS".....Without a straw.I'm so tough that I don't get diarrhea from eating "mamak" food anymore. The bacteria / germs see me coming and say "SHIT! It's him! Let's get out of here!"I'm so tough that my Streamyx internet service doesn’t dare to go down

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I caught up with Jessica Simpson last week. She's not the brightest person in the world so I used a Jedi mind-trick to convince her to grant me an interview. It worked! As you can see, the silly woman forgot to get dressed properly and turned up to the interview semi-nude. INTERVIEW TRANSCRIPT: Me: First of all Ashlee, let me start by......JS: Errr.....My name is.....umm.....*checks her driver's

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Excerpt from an email I received from my homophobic friend: "I've got a gay mate. Known him for about 8 years. He's a really decent bloke. The thing is, recently he joined my gym. I see him there about 3 or 4 times a week. I'm getting a bit concerned about how to act in the locker room when we arrive at the gym or leave the gym at the same time. It's especially awkward when our times to shower

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My mate Tommy is a bit of a larrakin and sent the following job ad to me in case I wanted to spend my time in KL acting in porn movies.This ad appeared the other week in a prominent Australian online job database and they're looking for an expat to work in Malaysia. Apparently Kuala Lumpur has a porn industry! 30-40 movies made each year for this company alone is a lot of porn. My favourite part

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I hate being in a position where you owe money to someone. Money is the root of all evil. Getting rid of any debt as soon as possible is a good idea and prevents any future issues.I had borrowed 50 bucks one night from my mate Alexander because we were nowhere near an ATM. The next day, I gladly slid him the pink envelope with the 50 bucks inside it. Pink is not my colour but it was the only

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This is what our household telephone looked like when I was a kid.....But technology evolved and soon we got a wall telephone and the annoying rotary dial was replaced with buttons that made sounds when you pushed them..... Then came the cordless phone which provided greater convenience as you could talk while walking around the house.....Not that the cordless phone has made a great difference to

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Back in the early-mid 1980's, the teaching faculty at my primary school had this bright idea to build a time capsule. Basically, the time capsule was constructed and painted to look like a space shuttle. In order to take part, all the kids and teaching staff had to write a letter to themselves or to someone else and place it in an envelope along with any items that were relevant to the 1980's.

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I've decided to name and shame the big, overweight, unfit, fat, orange cat that scratched me the other day. Her real name is "Ginger". This is what she looks like.....Look at that cold, steely gaze.....She's pure evil I tell ya!This tub of lard doesn't do much all day. She mainly lies around looking grumpy, when she's not eating, that is. Look at her lying there on the bed like a beached whale...

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I once attended a class at university where the lecturer was wearing the exact same brand name collared shirt as myself. Feeling a slight bit of embarrassment, I sat farther back in the lecture hall that day and had a laugh about it with my mates.I think the situation is deemed more socially embarrassing when it arises between 2 women. Look what happened at the "Premiere Magazine Women In

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I got scratched by a cat the other day. A big, overweight, unfit, fat, orange cat. A grumpy one too. In fact, it looked and acted a lot like Garfield.There I was trying to make friends with this orange tub of lard while trying to distract it from the bunch of flowers it wasn't supposed to be sniffing when suddenly.....WHOOSH! It took a huge swipe at my hand with its obese, lumpy excuse for a paw.

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I just can't get enough of this guy. The absurd facial expressions.....The quirky noises..... and the physically demanding body contortions.....How did he do that with his hand? I suspect he probably practises yoga.How is it that this comic genius has never won an Oscar for his champagne comedy? What an oversight by the Academy.Give me more Jim Carrey, I say. In fact, someone needs to invent a

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Went out on a karaoke night to celebrate a mate's birthday. The buffet dinner provided at the premises was excellent. The standard of singing was not.Nevertheless, karaoke is certainly an entertaining activity, particularly with a fun group of friends. When engaging in karaoke, I think there should be a code of conduct or certain etiquette people should adhere to in order to prevent others from

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I bought a food processor/juicer today at a funky-smelling department store manned by lazy, unprofessional staff. But enough about “Jusco”. Back to the story about the juicer.....For those of you who live off meat, sweets and junk food, I'm talking about an appliance that crushes fruit and vegetables into liquid form. I’ve been on a detox diet of 80% fruit and vegetables since the start of the

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I'm a big sports fan and for me this week has seemed kind of empty following the completion last Sunday of the World Cup in Germany and the tennis at Wimbledon. My impression from the blogosphere is that other people are suffering similar withdrawal symptoms from viewing elite athletes representing their country in rigorous sporting endeavours.But fear not sports fans! Grab your rainbow flags

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Just got back from a road trip from KL to JB (Johor Bahru). Despite the numerous motor vehicle accidents and high fatality rate on Malaysian roads, it seems that motorists don't care.People are racing up and down this North-South Highway at speeds exceeding 120 km per hour with blatant disregard for their well-being and more importantly, the well-being of others.As a passenger you could pass the

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WARNING: This post contains male nudity and disturbing hints of jiggly bits.During Maria Sharapova's match against Elena Dementieva yesterday, a 29 year-old Dutchman decided to grab Sharapova's attention by running on to the court nude.He tried to impress Maria with a demonstration of his athleticism.....Dude, keep your legs closed!Eventually the umpire called for "NEW BALLS PLEASE!"And the

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I've started a health cleansing diet for the first time in my life. The many years of consuming fried treats, fast food and carbonated drinks has taken its toll. I'm still slim but the excess of delicious crap being fed into the system has recently caused a health scare or two.So for at least this month, I shall be limited to a diet of: 80% raw fruit and vegetables20% fish, eggs and nutswhich

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The following are the latest viral images relating to the Australia v Italy World Cup match where the Italians cheated and dived their way through for a narrow win.Bad Bloke FIFA's motto "FAIR PLAY".....Yeah Right! Professional Divers Always Wear Proper Diving Gear "I'd Like To Thank My Mum, My Dad, My Non-Existent Sense of Fair Play....."Replace the Term "Pussy" With "Cheat"Right, I'll Get My

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Now that I've had a couple of days to analyse the Australia v Italy match in the World Cup from an unbiased perspective, I can still unequivocally say (in Ozspeak) that "We Woz Robbed!" Spanish (and possibly visually impaired) referee Luis Medina Cantalejo inexplicably gave a penalty to the diving Italian cheat Fabio Grosso in the dying seconds of the match which effectively handed victory to

Minnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10877543939947994786noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23812763.post-1151361349845317692006-06-26T22:34:00.000Z2006-09-20T17:50:36.403Z

According to a survey conducted on a group of 16-24 year-olds in the UK, David Hasselhoff is the entertainment king of cyberspace. More internet searches are made on him than any other male entertainer. He came in ahead of cultural icons such as Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mr T & Tom Cruise.This latest poll comes on top of Hasselhoff already appearing in the Guinness Book of World Records for "Most

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100 US dollars could buy you between 50-100 cheeseburgers depending on which country you're in. But at an exclusive Florida resort, it only gets you one. If you dine at "The Old Homestead Steakhouse" in the "Boca Raton Resort & Club", they have a burger on their menu made from the beef of 3 different nations that will set you back $US100.The portion of meat in this burger is about 15cm across and

Minnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10877543939947994786noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23812763.post-1150668459185816282006-06-18T21:52:00.000Z2006-09-20T17:50:46.723Z

England striker Peter Crouch stands at about 2 metres tall. But sometimes you just need a little bit of extra height.....Moral of the story: Get a haircut before you play football against cheating Poms.Right, I'll get my coat.....

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Best known for frequently putting his foot in his mouth, George W. Bush made yet another cringeworthy faux pas at the Rose Gardens press conference yesterday.The foolish President started to poke fun at a reporter from the "LA Times" quizzing him on whether he was going to ask his question with his "shades" on. He turned to the television cameras and said "For the viewers, there's no sun". An

Minnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10877543939947994786noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23812763.post-1150289268077953352006-06-14T12:10:00.000Z2006-09-20T17:54:05.106Z

Could everyone please stop forwarding the following hoax email about Pizza Hut? "Hello everyone. I have some interesting news. I was in Pizza Hut (Sunway Pyramid) yesterday and suddenly my friend showed me the bill. The bill contains normal things la (number of person, bill. number and what is ordered). But, what shocked me is that they had space called "RACE". I guess since we were all wearing

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I've been watching the French Open tennis from Roland Garros in the past week. The crowd is probably the worst in terms of how rude, annoying and obnoxious they are when calling out in between and during points.So why are the French so rude? Perhaps it is due to a chip on their shoulder developed through many decades of military subjugation. After all, they keep getting conquered and have never

Minnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10877543939947994786noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23812763.post-1149947532405877602006-06-10T12:08:00.000Z2006-09-20T17:55:26.426Z

The following is a list of creative porn titles actually out there in the world of XXX. The titles are obviously based on popular movies. I've never watched any of them. Honest!In order of funniness.....10) "Womb Raider" (An intrepid adventurer dives into many caves)9) "Dude, Where's My Dildo?" (Surely the storyline in the porn version can't possibly be as bad as the original?)8) "Tits of Fury" (

Minnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10877543939947994786noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23812763.post-1149775715046719042006-06-08T13:54:00.000Z2007-06-15T21:42:14.561Z

All football fans around the world will be turning their attention eagerly towards Germany for the next month or so to watch the frenetic battle for the FIFA World Cup.As I haven't had an office job for over 3 years and have all the time in the world, I shall be watching every match of the World Cup with avid interest.Friends have lamented the fact that they have work commitments which interfere

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